At the height of the Ninja movie boom noted Z-grade shlock jock Harvey ‘Puck’ Monkton (Do You Have Tickets To The Orgy? / Lucky Boy Douglas - Clown Squad / The Vice Girls Of Madison County) unleashed a film that even the most tolerant reviewers could barely stand. This zero-budget special effects and white-boy martial arts travesty mixed transgender politics, softcore she-male sex and poorly executed Ninja dust-offs into a dizzying blend of censor baiting offence, torn tights groping and bulging pantie heroics, the like of which had been not seen Ted Micheal-Michealson (Break For Lust / Thumbin’ A Ride / Team Bad Girl: Sexline) vomited 1976’s Kung Fu cash-in The Shaolin Whores Of Red Light City onto the sleazy Grindhouse circuit in a double bill with Brucilla Lee: Lady Big Boss.
On the distant planet of Erotica-7, an ancient race of third-sex warriors are trained from birth in the ancient arts of Ninja stealth, silent assassination and passing for a lady in a seedy downtown bar. But when news reaches the elders that a deadly Martian race of omni-beings plans to fire a deadly sex ray at planet Earth, they dispatch five mystic T-girl Ninjas across time and space to save us from descending into a quivering mess of flailing limbs and mass bukkake genocide. Can the team of Amazonian Boy-Girls defeat the menace from the red planet before we screw ourselves into oblivion and they use the carbon in our bodies to power their galactic rocketships?
Starring Helena Flavoursome (The Rigid and The Ruthless / Randy Hernia - Trouble In Honolulu / The Titans Of Tijuana) and Ridge Fairplay (The Roach Motel Pick Up / Orgasms At Ten Paces / Keep It In Your Pants 2: Party Infections)